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Fabulous is as Fabulous Does

Fabulous is...

Personal. Fabulousness is being unique and individual and not giving two cares about what anyone else thinks or feels about who you are. Being fab is more than just what you where or how you look. It transcends the physical and consists of completeness: not only looking great, but also feeling great and being great. Being fabulous is about swag. Crazy swag. You have it or you don't.

...As Fabulous Does

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left" -Marilyn Monroe


Sorry this took so long! Love You!

This blog is personal. Not just because it involves one of my best friends, but also because it involves BITCHASSNESS and not a small dose. An over sized, over-dosed, doing the most amount of it and honestly it makes me sick to my stomach. I might rant a little in this one, but this needs to be said. Just because I'm not a complete bitch, I won't use your name...but you know who you are! For the sake of this discussion I will just call this gentleman (and I use this term loosely) TRE.

So...you were never fly. You were a nice guy, a cool guy, a interesting guy, but fly is one thing that you NEVER were. I thought you were real, but I was sadly mistaken. I thought you had sense, but I was so wrong. You "loved" my friend and treated her well so you were fine with me, but now I feel totally different. It's so sad because we all know how and you changed and it's pitiful that you allowed outsiders that have barely even known you warp you so much that you treat the best thing that ever happened to you like shit. Honestly, you're not a man. You're a pathetic excuse for one. You are to weak to stand on your own so you have to get with a bunch of other nobodies and dance around just to feel good about yourself. Yeah really FLY.

She held you DOWN, and when I say down I mean she would do and did do any and everything for you. Please let's stop and think about where you would be if she wouldn't have been in your life...especially last summer. Please don't play yourself right now. You owe all that you think you are now to her, and you want to be brand new. PLEASE! Your like the dirt on the bottom of my oldest sneakers. You're not even human to me. You're the reason a lot of men get bad names. You bring down an entire species. No exaggeration.

The icing on the cake is the fact that you not only treated her like shit at the end of the relationship (i.e. her birthday and EATING HER DAMN MCDONALD'S) but you went out of your way to be an asshole to her after it was over. Stressing her out about weight then contradicting your self by getting with a big joint that's about 4'11" and 280lbs. I need you to be for real cause she's far from fly. Looking like a lowercase letter o. But I guess wackness can only attract other wackness . You know what they say, "birds of a feather..." Honestly, my friend was too fly for you. Then on top of all that you want to be a liar too and try to hinder her from the one thing she really wants in life. Telling your big joint and crew that she's not strong enough and that she's crazy and other way more personal things. I think they hit you one to many times with that cane. She's way stronger than you could ever be because she can stand on her own. She doesn't need certain colors to make her fly, and she doesn't have to put others down to feel better about herself.

And as far as being with you for so long and putting up with your bullshit, that took more strength than you or anyone else could ever imagine. You want to call somebody crazy, please feel free to call me crazy because if she really was crazy she would have done all those things that "people" said she did because I know for a fact I would. Had it been left up to me, I would be rotting in someone's jail for beating the hell out of you. But I say all that to say, you're an idiot. We all know that. I think you're the only one that's confused, but from what I hear that's not a new thing with you. I wish you well and all I can do is hope for the best because KARMA is a bitch. So all those negative horrible things you put out into the world will come back on you, and I can only pray that you're prepared. As for my girl, she's better without you so you and the big joint can live happily ever after. And I will give ya'll a pack of 5 gum....but make sure that's all your girl eats because we all know she could use a little starvation.

Love You Girl!! Muah!

Sooooo Not Fabulous Moment of the Week

This is just pure ignorance, but apparently the girl in this video is bi-polar but ignorance none the less. Never Fab.